Legally Blonde: The Musical (2007 TV Movie)
Christian Borle: Emmett Forrest
Quotes
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[when Elle needs someone to supervise]
Emmett Forrest : I'm licensed, your honor, I'll gladly supervise
Professor Callahan : Like hell you will, you work for me, remember?
Emmett Forrest : No, I work for myself. And I don't have to hit on interns, Professor.
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Emmett Forrest : Did you actually think I'd let you get away?
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Elle Woods : Paulette, are you ready?
Paulette : I don't know, Elle! Dewey scares the crap outta me!
Elle Woods : Channel that fear! Remember! You are a strong independent woman and you must be reunited with your dog.
Emmett Forrest : Anyone who bakes their dog a birthday cake deserves nothing less.
Paulette : Oh! And it's shaped like a BONE!
Elle Woods : And that kind of devotion cannot be ignored.
Paulette : Well, it's not easy to find dog-friendly chocolate substitutes.
[knocks on trailer]
Dewey : Who in the -
[leans out window]
Dewey : Oh, crap, not you again. Paulette. Get your fat ass off'n my property.
Paulette : Dewey! I wanna see my dog! I gotta right! And I bet you didn't even know it's his birthday today!
[shows him the cake]
Dewey : [leans back in window] Oh, it's your birthday, it's your birthday! Well, you can't see him, jellygut.
[takes the cake]
Dewey : Best decision I ever made was throwin' you out!
Paulette : AAARGH!
[stomps feet]
Paulette : Can you believe I lived with that for ten years! And that cheapskate never even bought me a ring!
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Emmett Forrest : You drink a lot of Red Bull don't you?
Elle Woods : [yelling from behind a wall] It gives me energy!
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Emmett Forrest : Can you live without this? Can you live without that? I don't know what this is...
Elle Woods : It's for hair!
Emmett Forrest : Wear a hat!
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Emmett Forrest : [refering to Red Bull] What is this, my second, my third, I don't know, but I am loving it!
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Emmett Forrest : What is this place?
Elle Woods : A department store.
Emmett Forrest : It's beautiful!
