Legally Blonde: The Musical (2007 TV Movie)

Orfeh: Paulette

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Quotes 

• Paulette : Oh my go - The new UPS guy is like walkin' porn.

• Paulette : What's she got that you don't got? Three boobs?

  Elle Woods : She's serious.

  Paulette : Seriously, does she have three boobs?

• Elle Woods : Paulette, are you ready?

  Paulette : I don't know, Elle! Dewey scares the crap outta me!

  Elle Woods : Channel that fear! Remember! You are a strong independent woman and you must be reunited with your dog.

  Emmett Forrest : Anyone who bakes their dog a birthday cake deserves nothing less.

  Paulette : Oh! And it's shaped like a BONE!

  Elle Woods : And that kind of devotion cannot be ignored.

  Paulette : Well, it's not easy to find dog-friendly chocolate substitutes.

  [knocks on trailer] 

  Dewey : Who in the -

  [leans out window] 

  Dewey : Oh, crap, not you again. Paulette. Get your fat ass off'n my property.

  Paulette : Dewey! I wanna see my dog! I gotta right! And I bet you didn't even know it's his birthday today!

  [shows him the cake] 

  Dewey : [leans back in window]  Oh, it's your birthday, it's your birthday! Well, you can't see him, jellygut.

  [takes the cake] 

  Dewey : Best decision I ever made was throwin' you out!

  Paulette : AAARGH!

  [stomps feet] 

  Paulette : Can you believe I lived with that for ten years! And that cheapskate never even bought me a ring!

• Elle Woods : Well... my name is Elle Woods, and I came all the way out here for Harvard Law School...

  Paulette : Well, that's a good school!

  Elle Woods : I know! Right?