Hannah Montana (TV Series)

Lilly's Mom Has Got It Goin' On (2007)

Miley Cyrus: Miley Stewart, Hannah Montana

Quotes 

• Lilly Truscott : [both Miley and Lilly rush to their lockers, but Miley gets there first]  You're blocking my locker.

  Miley Stewart : You're blocking my locker.

  Lilly Truscott : Why don't you show some

  [in country accent] 

  Lilly Truscott : southern hospitality, and move.

  Miley Stewart : Why don't you assert your independence and move me.

  Oliver Oken : Ok, what are you two arguing about this time? Did somebody forget their friendship weekaversary?

  Miley Stewart : We don't have weekaversaries anymore, because we are no longer friends and this would have been our 200th and Lilly would've gotten that charm bracelet she been wanting. Oh well!

• Lilly Truscott : Well, I don't need presents from someone who insults my family.

  Miley Stewart : [yelling]  I insulted your family?

  Lilly Truscott : Thanks for admiting it.

  Miley Stewart : [yelling]  I wasn't finished... YOUR CHECK GRABBING MOTHER!

  Lilly Truscott : Your me-man-you-woman pappy!

  Oliver Oken : You know what you two need? A vacation on the beautiful beaches of Okenland. Wear a bikini, get a free churro.

• Lilly Truscott : [to Oliver]  This isn't funny!

  Miley Stewart : [to Oliver]  This isn't funny!

  Lilly Truscott : I said it first.

  Miley Stewart : I can sing... ha!

  [walks off] 

  Lilly Truscott : [mockingly]  I can sing ha!

  [walks off] 

• Mr. Corelli : [picking countrys to demonstrate world trade]  Well, we have Okenland, Sarahtopia, Lillitania and...

  Miley Stewart : [puts hand in front of face]  somebody else... somebody else...

  Mr. Corelli : Hello!

  [waves at Miley] 

  Mr. Corelli : Milantis

  Miley Stewart : Uh... you see... today is a Milantian holiday... Banks... post offices all closed... please respect our traditions.

• Jackson Stewart : [walks down stairs]  Finally, there gone. Dad, the next time you host a PTA meeting, you should do it out in the hot tub, so I can see Lilly's mom in a...

  [turns around to see Lilly's mom] 

  Jackson Stewart : [Lilly's mom waves]  in the kitchen

  [waves back] 

  Jackson Stewart : hey Mrs.T,

  [to his dad] 

  Jackson Stewart : warn a guy!

  Miley Stewart : [to Lilly's mom]  And he doesn't have a girlfriend... go figure