- Sarah: Hey, Oliver ready for International Relations Week!
- Oliver Oken: Oh, Totally! My country, Okenland is ready to rock.
- Oliver Oken: We've got gorgeous beaches, gorgeous girls, and our main export is love!
- [gives friends high-fives]
- Sarah: Good For You... want to hear about Sarahtopia?
- Oliver Oken: Not Really
- [walks away]
- Sarah: [talking about Sarahtopia] Our national color is green, we only use alternative fuels, and our chief export is mulch made from our own waste products.
- Oliver Oken: Do ya have an army?
- Sarah: No
- Oliver Oken: Good luck
- Sarah: You won't be so smug, when your people get sick of paying $18 for a gallon of gas, revolt, and hang you by your thumbs.
- [Oliver gives disgusted look]
- Sarah: Bye!
- Lilly Truscott: [both Miley and Lilly rush to their lockers, but Miley gets there first] You're blocking my locker.
- Miley Stewart: You're blocking my locker.
- Lilly Truscott: Why don't you show some
- [in country accent]
- Lilly Truscott: southern hospitality, and move.
- Miley Stewart: Why don't you assert your independence and move me.
- Oliver Oken: Ok, what are you two arguing about this time? Did somebody forget their friendship weekaversary?
- Miley Stewart: We don't have weekaversaries anymore, because we are no longer friends and this would have been our 200th and Lilly would've gotten that charm bracelet she been wanting. Oh well!
- Lilly Truscott: Well, I don't need presents from someone who insults my family.
- Miley Stewart: [yelling] I insulted your family?
- Lilly Truscott: Thanks for admiting it.
- Miley Stewart: [yelling] I wasn't finished... YOUR CHECK GRABBING MOTHER!
- Lilly Truscott: Your me-man-you-woman pappy!
- Oliver Oken: You know what you two need? A vacation on the beautiful beaches of Okenland. Wear a bikini, get a free churro.
- Lilly Truscott: [to Oliver] This isn't funny!
- Miley Stewart: [to Oliver] This isn't funny!
- Lilly Truscott: I said it first.
- Miley Stewart: I can sing... ha!
- [walks off]
- Lilly Truscott: [mockingly] I can sing ha!
- [walks off]
- Mr. Corelli: [picking countrys to demonstrate world trade] Well, we have Okenland, Sarahtopia, Lillitania and...
- Miley Stewart: [puts hand in front of face] somebody else... somebody else...
- Mr. Corelli: Hello!
- [waves at Miley]
- Mr. Corelli: Milantis
- Miley Stewart: Uh... you see... today is a Milantian holiday... Banks... post offices all closed... please respect our traditions.
- Oliver Oken: [steps in front of Lilly] Lilly chill!
- Mr. Corelli: Guys, I was going to return those!
- Oliver Oken: Don't be an idiot just take the fish!
- Sarah: Hey! If she wants to pay it's her right!
- Oliver Oken: Well, her right is stupid.
- Sarah: Your stupid.
- Oliver Oken: Oh that's pretty brave talk for someone who doesn't have an army.
- Sarah: Well, who needs an army when you have an arm!
- [hits Oliver with fish]
- Oliver Oken: Oh, Lilly tell you mom to wear that dress she wore at my folks Christmas party. She looked so hot...
- [Lilly and Miley give him weird looks]
- Oliver Oken: liday-ish... very festive... gotta go
- [walks off]
- Jackson Stewart: [walks down stairs] Finally, there gone. Dad, the next time you host a PTA meeting, you should do it out in the hot tub, so I can see Lilly's mom in a...
- [turns around to see Lilly's mom]
- Jackson Stewart: [Lilly's mom waves] in the kitchen
- [waves back]
- Jackson Stewart: hey Mrs.T,
- [to his dad]
- Jackson Stewart: warn a guy!
- Miley Stewart: [to Lilly's mom] And he doesn't have a girlfriend... go figure