Licorice Pizza (2021)
Cooper Hoffman: Gary
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Quotes
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Jon Peters : How big is your penis hole?
Gary Valentine : It's regular-sized?
Jon Peters : How would you know that?
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Gary Valentine : [Alana shows her boobs] Can I touch them?
[She slaps his face]
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Gary Valentine : You say everything twice.
Alana : I don't say everything twice! What is this, say everything twice?
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Alana : You don't even know what's going on in the world. You think that the world revolves around Gary Valentine and whatever stupid shit you come up with.
Gary Valentine : It does.
Alana : No it doesn't.
Gary Valentine : Yes, it does.
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Alana : You don't have the balls. I'm cooler than you. Don't forget it.
Gary Valentine : I don't need you to tell me whether I'm cool or not, old lady.
Alana : What was that?
Gary Valentine : I said "milady".
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Jon Peters : I'm not a shithead idiot fuck-up, I'm Jon Peters. My only problem in life is that I love tail too much. I love it. I love it so much. I love it so much. Is that your sister?
Gary Valentine : No.
Jon Peters : It's your girlfriend?
Gary Valentine : No.
Jon Peters : I love it so much, it's gonna kill me one day. You know how much tail I get?
Gary Valentine : No.
Jon Peters : All of it. It's all mine.
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Alana : Stop.
Gary Valentine : What?
Alana : I can hear you breathing. Stop.
Gary Valentine : Breathing?
Alana : Yes.
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Alana : Are you asking me out?
Gary Valentine : Yes.
Alana : I'm not going on a date with you, you're twelve.
Gary Valentine : You're funny. I'm fifteen.
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Gary Valentine : I met the girl I'm gonna marry one day, Greg.
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Gary Valentine : Hello, gorgeous.
Alana : Hello, handsome.
Gary Valentine : Come here often?
Alana : No, 'cause I'm not a teenager. I'm selling earrings for my friend JoJo.
Gary Valentine : Is your bottom soggy? Having trouble sleeping?
Alana : Well, now that you mention it...
Gary Valentine : Boyfriend trouble?
Alana : No boyfriend. So I don't really have trouble.
Gary Valentine : Well, that's good.
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Gary Valentine : I'm sorry, I don't want to make you any more later than you already are. You can leave.
Jon Peters : Look at you, you cocky motherfucker. I like it.
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Gary Valentine : I'm not trying to pressure you.
Alana : You are pressuring me. You are. That's what you're doing.
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Gary Valentine : I get this feeling I was meant to know you, Alana.
Alana : You know I'm 25, right? I can be your friend but I can't be your girlfriend. That's illegal.
Gary Valentine : You give me hope.
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Gary Valentine : Stop using time as an excuse, Alana. Our roads took us here.
Alana : Stop sounding like a philosophy guy, Albert Einstein. Maybe I'll see you later. I'm *not* gonna see you later.
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Gary Valentine : So, Alana, what are your plans?
Alana : I don't know.
Gary Valentine : What's your future look like?
Alana : I don't know.
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Alana : Stop.
Gary Valentine : What?
Alana : I can hear you breathing. Stop!
Gary Valentine : Breathing?
Alana : Yes.
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Gary Valentine : Do you like Japanese food?
Alana : I don't really know what that is.
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Alana : You're sweet, Gary. You're gonna be rich in a mansion by the time you're 16. I'm gonna be here taking photos of kids for their yearbooks when I'm 30. You're never gonna remember me.
Gary Valentine : I'm not gonna forget you. Just like you're not gonna forget me.
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Gary Valentine : What is that?
Wig Shop Brenda : That is a bed made of water, sweetheart. What's your name?
Gary Valentine : Gary.
Wig Shop Brenda : Gary, won't you come in and take a closer look at it. It won't bite. Come on, baby. It's nice, isn't it?
Mr. Jack : Hop on. Groove on that.
Gary Valentine : How much does it cost?
Mr. Jack : $69.95. Do you dig it? Do you love it? Nobody's gonna sleep on mattresses anymore. That's old hat, Jack. That's for squares.
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Alana : Don't call me all the time. Okay? We're not boyfriend and girlfriend. Remember that. We're - you know.
Gary Valentine : I know.
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Lucy Doolittle : What's that? What is that? V? Is that for "vagina"? Why are you doing that? Why do people keep doing that?
Gary Valentine : Peace and love, baby.
Lucy Doolittle : Oh, shut it, you little shit. Now, cut the comedy and don't be an ass out there.
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Gary Valentine : Let me introduce you to the greatest invention in sleeping since the inner spring.
Alana : I've seen these before. These are far out.
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Gary Valentine : The bed's not just for sleeping, Alana.
Alana : Well, if it's not just for sleeping, I think you mean it's for sex. "Soggy Bottom" isn't making anyone hot or horny.
Gary Valentine : It doesn't make you hot?
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Alana : Why won't you ask someone your age to see their boobs?
Gary Valentine : Because I'm asking you!
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Gary Valentine : So you'd be naked in a movie, but you wouldn't make out with me? You'd show the whole world your boobs, but I'm not allowed to see?
Alana : You told me to say yes to everything, remember?
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Alana : I need to get my life together.
Gary Valentine : So, get it together.
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Alana : You don't even know what's going on in the world. You think that the world revolves around Gary Valentine and whatever stupid shit you come up with.
Gary Valentine : It does.
Alana : It doesn't.
Gary Valentine : It does.
Alana : It doesn't. It's about more.
Gary Valentine : No, it's not.
Alana : Yes, it is.
Gary Valentine : No, it's not.
Alana : Yes, it is.
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Alana : Are you doing what I think you're doing?
Gary Valentine : What do you think I'm doing?