The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Jerusalem Duality (2008)
Simon Helberg: Howard Wolowitz
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Quotes
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Sheldon : So! This is engineering, huh?
Howard Wolowitz : [on phone] I'll talk to you later.
Sheldon : Engineering, where the noble semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello, Oompa Loompas of science!
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Sheldon Cooper : Today I went from being Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart to... you know, that other guy.
Howard Wolowitz : Antonio Salieri?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh, God! Now even you're smarter than me.
Howard Wolowitz : You know, Sheldon, you don't have so many friends that you can afford to start insulting them.
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Penny : Oh, hey guys, what's up?
Howard Wolowitz : We need a hot fifteen year old Asian girl with a thing for smart guys.
Penny : What?
Leonard Hofstadter : Howard, that's racist. Any fifteen year old girl will do the trick.
[Penny slams door]
Raj Koothrappali : It's possible she may have misunderstood us.
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[last lines]
Raj Koothrappali : Hey, look at that. It's Dennis Kim.
Howard Wolowitz : Wow, I almost didn't recognize him.
Raj Koothrappali : You know, I kind of feel bad about what we did to him.
[Kim is locked in a kiss with a blond girl]
Leonard Hofstadter : [sarcastic] Yeah, we really ruined his life.
Sheldon Cooper : Screw him. He was weak.
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Howard Wolowitz : Smart is the new sexy.
Leonard : Then why do we go home alone every night? We're still smart.
Rajesh Koothrapali : Maybe we're too smart... so smart it's off-putting.
Howard Wolowitz : Yeah, let's go with that.
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Howard Wolowitz : Sheldon.
Sheldon Cooper : Yes?
Howard Wolowitz : Go away!
Sheldon Cooper : Did Leonard tell you to say that?
Howard Wolowitz : Nah, I thought of it all by myself.
Sheldon Cooper : Huh. It can't be a coincidence. There must be some causal link I'm missing.
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Leonard Hofstadter : Okay, so we now have a socially awkward genius in a room full of attractive, age-appropriate women.
Howard Wolowitz : All he has to do now is hook up with one of them.
Leonard Hofstadter : Anyone else see the flaw in this plan?
Raj Koothrappali : We need a social catalyst.
Leonard Hofstadter : Like what? We can't get fifteen year old girls drunk.
Howard Wolowitz : Or can we...?
Leonard Hofstadter : No, we can't!
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Howard Wolowitz : Unbelievable. Components I built are on the International Space Station and I get a ticket for launching a model rocket in the park.
Leonard Hofstadter : I don't know if the ticket was so much for the launch as it was for you telling the policewoman "You have to frisk me. I have another rocket in my pants."
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Leonard Hofstadter : The kid got a girl.
Raj Koothrappali : Unbelievable.
Howard Wolowitz : Did anyone see how he did it?
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Penny : I really don't see what the big deal is.
Sheldon Cooper : Well, of course your don't. You've never excelled at anything.
Penny : I don't understand. Exactly how did he get any friends in the first place?
Howard Wolowitz : We liked Leonard.
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Howard Wolowitz : Sheldon, there's a diploma in my office that says I have a masters in engineering.
Sheldon Cooper : And you also have a note from your mother that says "I love you, Bubbeleh". But neither of those is a cogent argument for titanium over nanotubes.
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Sheldon Cooper : 15 years old. Dennis Kim is 15 years old, and he's already correcting my work. Today, I went from being Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, to... You know, that other guy.
Howard Wolowitz : Antonio Salieri?
Sheldon Cooper : Oh God, now even you are smarter than me.
Howard Wolowitz : You know, you don't have so many friends that you can afford to start insulting them.
Leonard Hofstadter : Just eat, Sheldon, you'll feel better.
Sheldon Cooper : Why waste food? In Texas, when a cow goes dry, they don't keep feeding it, they just... take her out and shoot her between the eyes.
Penny : I'm confused. Did Sheldon stop giving milk?