- Deadpool: You guys, who did this? Don't you know you're not supposed to put bananas in the refrigerator?
- Makoto: Whoa, hold on a minute. Who are you?
- Deadpool: Who am I? I think it's pretty obvious. I'm the charming guy who just warned you not to put bananas in the refrigerator.
- Makoto: I don't care about the stupid bananas.
- Deadpool: Why don't you care about bananas? They're a perfectly nice fruit. But if you put them in the fridge, they're unappealing. Get it?
- Makoto: Wait. Is that true? 'Cause if it is, then what am I suppose to do if I want to eat a cold banana?
- Deadpool: Huh?
- Makoto: Think about it for a sec. You just said you're not supposed to put then in the fridge, right? Then how would you make a banana cold? Seriously, I'm asking you.
- Deadpool: How am I supposed to know? Do I look like a banana expert? And by the way, you've got to quit saying bananas in the middle of the day. What, are you a banana ambassador from the Kingdom of Banana via Banana Canal?
- Makoto: Don't get angry at me. You started this whole thing.
- Adi: Maybe you can put the banana in the refrigerator not too long before you want to eat it.
- Makoto: He's smart.
- Deadpool: Ah. I knew that.
- Makoto: That's a big fat lie.
- Iron Man: All right. what's going on in here? Which one of you wise guys trashed the living room?
- Deadpool: Wasn't me.
- Makoto: You guys are back. Already.
- Captain America: Sorry we're late.
- Iron Man: Yeah, but I'm sure it wasn't all that bad. In fact, I have a feeling Deadpool and Makoto hit if off.
- Deadpool, Makoto: We did not hit if off at all.
- Makoto: Okay, time's up. Who are you?
- Deadpool: Wha-- what? You mean you really don't recognize me? How can that be? What are they teaching you kids in school these days? All right, I'll tell you. You, my friends, are feasting your eyes upon the master of mercenaries, Deadpool.
- Makoto: Deadfool?
- Deadpool: Yeah, you heard me right. Deadfool. Like you say my copy, you're gonna be dead, fool. Wait, no. Deadpool. Do I need to spell it out for you? Do you mean to say that you didn't see the caption right here at the start of the show?
- Chloe: Um, what caption?
- Makoto: Do you know what he's talking about?
- Adi: He's the merc called Deadpool. I've heard about this guy. It doesn't matter to him whether his client is a hero or a villain, and he'll take any job. As long as the pay is good, he'll always see it through.
- Deadpool: You forgot to mention, he's super popular all over the world. Especially with the ladies. And he's inundated with fan mail and prezzies. And you an send your fan mail and prezzies to the address at the bottom of your screen.
- Adi: Hey, Deadpool.
- Deadpool: Are you talking?
- Makoto: How about we make a deal?
- Deadpool: I'm listening.
- Makoto: For the data, we'll pay you double whatever you're getting from your current buyer.
- Deadpool: Wha?
- Makoto: Don't you hire yourself out to the highest bidder?
- Deadpool: Your name is Makoto, right? You've got boatloads of determination and tenacity. Chutzpah, even. I dig that. I like the way you think. You could go far. What you said about me is right. If the money's good, I will do anything.
- Makoto: So you mean...
- Deadpool: That being said, this time, I've gotta decline your offer.
- Makoto: But why won't you? We'll pay you, I swear. Why?
- Deadpool: It's not about the money. At least, not this time.
- Makoto: Huh?
- Chloe: If not for the money, then why?
- Deadpool: What will I get? If I succeed, yours truly be the star of his own Japanese Marvel anime.
- Adi: An anime?
- Chloe: What is anime?
- Deadpool: I've always wanted to be in my own cartoon.
- Makoto: This was so you could star in some stupid
- Deadpool: You watch your mouth. This is Japanese anime we're talking about.