- Charlotte 'Chuck' Charles: How can you not tell me that you had a daughter? We have buried bodies together!
- Ned: Maybe bull fighting is the wrong comparison, but it's hard making these things work.
- Olive Snook: You're telling me these things are hard to make work? I know that because you taught me!
- Olive Snook: Oh, my God... I'm that girl. I'm that girl in high school who's afraid of real relationships, so she's always attracted to guys in college. Or Canada. Or you!
- Olive Snook: See, soon I'll be the one lost in some distracty thought, not caring, while you prattle on about your relationship problems.
- Mr. Abner: Plastics division had an overflow, but it was only the chemicals we use to make things glow in the dark, which are near identical to pure drinking water.
- Mr. Booker: Pure drinking water with chemicals in it.