Jennifer's Body (2009)
Johnny Simmons: Chip Dove
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Quotes
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Needy Lesnicky : Jennifer's evil.
Chip Dove : I know.
Needy Lesnicky : No. I mean, she's actually evil. Not high school evil.
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Chip Dove : [Jennifer is levitating in the air, about 20 feet above the pool of water.] She can fly?
Needy Lesnicky : [matter-of-factly] She's just hovering... It's not that impressive.
Jennifer Check : [mad] God, Do you have to undermine everything I do? You are such a player hater!
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Chip Dove : Did you get the make and model?
Needy Lesnicky : I don't know, Chip! An '89 rapist?
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[from trailer]
Chip Dove : I can take care of myself. I've been using the Bowflex.
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Chip Dove : Stop kidnapping my girlfriend!
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Chip Dove : Who cares about Jennifer, and those douche-bags with their douche-bag haircuts and their man-scara? People just burned to death!
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Chip's Mom : Did you hear what Colin Gray looked like when they found him?
Chip Dove : Lasagna with teeth?
Chip's Mom : You heard.
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Chip Dove : I think you might want to talk to the school shrink. I mean, I'm not saying that to be a dill-hole, but...
Needy Lesnicky : Chip, I don't tell whoppers, and I'm not crazy.
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Chip Dove : Needy, I care about you. As a person, not just some girl I made love to for four minutes the other night, and I'm scared of what's happening to you.
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Chip Dove : [Needy is changing] Those jeans are hella low. I can almost see your front butt.
Needy Lesnicky : It's a rock show. This is my rock look.
Chip Dove : Well, I can see, like, your womb, so...
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Needy Lesnicky : I've been through the Occult section of the library five times.
Chip Dove : Our library has an Occult section?
Needy Lesnicky : Yeah, it's um, it's really small.
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Chip Dove : [about to die, apologizing to Needy] And you look really hot in that dress.
[which it obviously isn't]
Needy Lesnicky : You're delirious.
