Monk (TV Series)
Mr. Monk Is on the Run: Part 2 (2008)
Jason Gray-Stanford: Lieutenant Randy Disher
Quotes
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[after Stottlemeyer tells Disher that Monk is alive, just to get him to stop singing the funeral song he wrote]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : You look disappointed.
Lt. Randall Disher : No, it's just... this is the best song I ever wrote.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Well, hold on to it. He's gonna die someday.
Lt. Randall Disher : But you're not gonna shoot him, sir.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : You never know.
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[Stottlemeyer defuses the bomb under the Governor's car, then addresses the Governor's bodyguards holding Monk]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Could you take your hands off my friend, please? He's had a rough day.
[They release him, while Disher handcuffs Rollins]
Lt. Randall Disher : You have the right to remain silent...
Sheriff Rollins : Yeah, I know all that stuff. Let's just get the hell out of here.
[Monk looks at the Governor and his wife, who nod at him, gratefully. Monk nods back, then collapses into Stottlemeyer's arms]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [patting him on the back] Good job. Good job.
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Natalie Teeger : [looking through Rollins's papers] No, wait. Okay, there's a check for $10,000 made out to Angel County Children's Center.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [to Disher] Angel County Children's Center?
[Disher does a search on his computer]
Lt. Randall Disher : No such animal.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Okay, that check is dirty. Who wrote it?
Natalie Teeger : The Xanadu Corporation.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [to Disher] Xanadu Corporation.
[Disher begins to type]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : No, "X".
Lt. Randall Disher : [reading] Xanadu, a division of the Orpheum Investment Group... which is owned by the Blue Danube Foundation...
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Blue Danube Foundation?
Lt. Randall Disher : Which is owned by... oh, my God.
[Grimacing, Stottlemeyer lifts the phone to his ear...]
Natalie Teeger : [to Monk] Who's Dale Biederbeck?
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[Natalie breaks out of hiding, runs through the crowd, and attempts to climb up to reach the trigger on the detonator. Sheriff Rollins's deputies seize her and drag her down]
Sheriff John Rollins : [to his deputies] Drag her down.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [walks up with Disher] John Rollins! You're under arrest for murder, and conspiracy to commit.
Lt. Randall Disher : We know that you're working for Biederbeck, and that you framed Monk!
Sheriff John Rollins : Hey! You're under arrest! Obstruction of justice, aiding and abetting!
[to his deputies]
Sheriff John Rollins : Arrest him!
Lt. Randall Disher : [the deputies attempt to seize him] Get your hands off me!
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [as the deputies seize him] I'm a Captain with the San Francisco Police Department! Arrest him!
[By that, he means Rollins]
Sheriff John Rollins : He's out of his jurisdiction! Arrest him!
[Referring to Stottlemeyer]
Natalie Teeger : Captain! The trigger is in the banner!
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Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [walks into his office with Disher and notices Rollins reclining in his chair] Sheriff Rollins, make yourself at home.
Sheriff John Rollins : You read the paper today?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : I did. I read the sports page, and did the jumble.
Sheriff John Rollins : Nah, not the jumble. This. Page 5.
[points to an article with the headline "Unidentified Body Found in Avalon Bay."]
Sheriff John Rollins : Male Caucasian. 5'1''.
Lt. Randall Disher : Is it Monk?
Sheriff John Rollins : No. It's not Monk. I was at the morgue last night. Guy had a tattoo. I thought it was strange.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : What was strange?
Sheriff John Rollins : Well. I'll tell you what was strange.
[Gets up and walks over to Stottlemeyer]
Sheriff John Rollins : You weren't there. Bulletin was sent in. It was in the daily log. You must have read it. Well, I'll be sticking around the campus for a few more days, in case anything else washes up.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : We can use all the help we can get.
Sheriff John Rollins : We've all got to suffer.
[He leaves]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : [Puts on an armband, and notices that Randy looking at him suspiciously] What?
Lt. Randall Disher : That's a good question. Why didn't you check it out?
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Because I was busy. I was turning over rocks.
[takes out a file]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : Trying to get a beat on that son-of-a-bitch.
[hands the file on Rollins over to Randy]
Lt. Randall Disher : [reading file] He just bought a second house near Catalina.
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : And a new BMW and look at this.
[turns a few more pages]
Captain Leland Stottlemeyer : He's got two offshore bank accounts - on a sheriff's salary. Randy, that guy is dirty and I can smell it.