The Slammin' Salmon (2009)

Paul Soter: Dave, Donnie

Quotes 

• Donnie : The Champ is going to kill me. There's no way I can get out of last place.

  Tara : Donnie, he's not going to kill you.

  Donnie : Didn't you hear? Last place is a broken rib sandwich!

  Tara : Well, you see? Breaking your ribs won't kill you.

• Rich : Dave, can I get a re-fire?

  Dave : What did you just say to me?

  Rich : The guy at table five wants it cooked a little bit more.

  Dave : No! They asked for it medium rare. It's perfect. If he wants it cooked more, tell him to go shove it up his ass.

  Rich : You want me to tell that guy to cook this in his ass?

  Dave : Yeah, within the inside of his anus.

• Dave : Why do they call you Nuts?

  Nuts : Because I'm crazy.

  Dave : You don't look crazy.

  Nuts : Oh I'm insane. You should see me without my meds. My last job, didn't take my meds one day... an hour later, I was walking around naked with peanut butter in my hair, telling people my name was Zongo. I delivered an old lady a cup of hot water with my balls in it.

  Dave : [laughs nervously]  Talk about your Red Zinger.

  Nuts : Yeah, but I don't remember any of it. My balls were red though.

  [thinks, chuckles] 

• Donnie : Sounds like you're from the UK, are you in a band like Oasis or Herman's Hermits?

• Dave : ¿Cómo se dice Cleveland Steamer?