The Slammin' Salmon (2009)

Gillian Vigman: The Escort

Quotes 

• The John : I am gonna stuff it in your ass tonight.

  The Escort : Whoa, that's gonna be an extra fifty bucks.

  The John : That's okay, shellfish makes me horny.

  The Escort : Good, 'cause I got crabs.

  The John : [scratches beard]  Who doesn't?

  Guy : Excuse me, sir?

  [presents bottle of champagne] 

  Guy : Compliments of the house.

  [customers cheer and applaud] 

  The John : [looking around]  What is this, some kind of hidden camera thing? Are you miked?

  The Escort : [taking offense]  Are you miked?

  The John : [addresses customers]  I was just kidding about the anal.

  [customers gasp] 

  The John : I was just bored at the hotel. I was looking for something to do with my cock. Perfectly natch. Come on, take a look at her, you wouldn't kick in that back door?

  The Escort : I'm not ashamed.

  The John : Fuck this!