The Slammin' Salmon (2009)
Michael Weaver: The John
Quotes
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The John : I am gonna stuff it in your ass tonight.
The Escort : Whoa, that's gonna be an extra fifty bucks.
The John : That's okay, shellfish makes me horny.
The Escort : Good, 'cause I got crabs.
The John : [scratches beard] Who doesn't?
Guy : Excuse me, sir?
[presents bottle of champagne]
Guy : Compliments of the house.
[customers cheer and applaud]
The John : [looking around] What is this, some kind of hidden camera thing? Are you miked?
The Escort : [taking offense] Are you miked?
The John : [addresses customers] I was just kidding about the anal.
[customers gasp]
The John : I was just bored at the hotel. I was looking for something to do with my cock. Perfectly natch. Come on, take a look at her, you wouldn't kick in that back door?
The Escort : I'm not ashamed.
The John : Fuck this!