- Carson Taylor: [Playing Pictionary on a small white-board, Jimmy is drawing] A casino? A hotel? Spring break? A mansion? No, I got it, I got it. The Playboy mansion!
- Jimmy Palmer: Playboy... It's a school, Carson. You *sure* you don't know Anthony DiNozzo?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: [tracking Brian Taylor via satellite] Tony, Taylor's headed right towards you. Keep your course.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: How far?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Hundred yards, give or take. Looks like he's passing through some sort of clearing. Maybe a...
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Dirt road?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Yeah. How'd you...
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, we're staring at it, McGee.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [seeing McGee dressed in his scout troop uniform] Seriously, probie, I don't make enough fun of you?
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Knock it off, DiNozzo.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [arriving at Black Ridge Park] This is gonna suck.
- Officer Ziva David: Stop complaining!
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Sorry. No sleep tends to do that to me.
- Officer Ziva David: I drove, Tony. You could have slept all night if you wanted.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I tried. But the orchestra of blaring car horns kept me awake.
- Officer Ziva David: We made good time.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Going ninety-five miles an hour on a dirt road. I couldn't even see.
- Officer Ziva David: Then it's a good thing I was driving.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [stepping into elevator] Well, looks like it's just you and me, David. Nothing like a long, relaxing road trip.
- [jingles vehicle keys in front of her]
- Officer Ziva David: [snatches vehicle keys out of DiNozzo's hand] I'm driving.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I'm dead.
- [preparing to search a national park, Tony and Ziva start fighting over the map]
- Officer Ziva David: I'm a trained navigator, Tony.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Well, I got an "A" in geography. Plus, I'm senior field agent, I'm pulling rank.
- Officer Ziva David: I'm also a trained assassin.
- Abby Sciuto: Do you know what my biggest pet peeve is McGee?
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: People that say they're vegetarian but eat chicken.
- Abby Sciuto: Ok yes. So the what is my second biggest pet peeve.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Miss handled evidence.
- Abby Sciuto: Yes again.
- [the squad prepares to head out, McGee is still in his scout troop uniform]
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: McGee... lose the uni.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Answers phone] Dinozzo.
- Jenny Shepard: [From MTAC] Taylor's phone was just activated, Tony. We're tracking it now.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Out of breath] Yeah, welcome to the club. I wish I could say it was a fun one.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: You sound tired, Dinozzo.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Following Ziva. Even the dogs are tired.
- [Gibbs smirks]
- Abby Sciuto: [Watching Carson reunite with his parents] I'm really gonna miss him.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Yeah. There's something about that kid.
- [Ziva and McGee laugh]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Okay, one more answer correct, and I win my title back.
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: From a ten year old.
- Officer Ziva David: Who has just been through hell.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You mess with the bull...
- [Makes a bull horn gesture]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: You get the horns. No exceptions. All right.
- [Reads question from movie quiz]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: In the 1985 film Back to the Future, this device makes time travel possible. Come on, baby, I'm back. What is the flux capaciter?
- [Computer says he got the answer wrong and is in second place to Carson]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Wait, what happened?
- Carson Taylor: You spelled 'capacitor' wrong. Tough break.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I bow to the champion.
- [Bows to Carson]
- Carson Taylor: Handshake will do.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Okay.
- [They regard each other and then do an elaborate handshake with exploding fist bump]
- Special Agent Timothy McGee: Explains why he took Carson and ran.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Looking at McGee in his scout uniform] Somebody just earned their detective badge.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Ziva smiles at Dinozzo] What?
- Officer Ziva David: Look around Tony. Tell me what you see.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I...
- [Looks around Carson's room]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: see... Zero-Hour. It's a great flick.
- Officer Ziva David: Mm-hmm
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Waves his hand in the air before pulling out some magazines from under the mattress] Ho. Ha, ha, ha. Swimsuit editions. Bet his dad's been looking for these. Wait a second.
- [Notices the bed]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No. Ho, oh, oh! No! You know what this is? This is a red Ferrari G.T. Just like Magnum.
- Officer Ziva David: Yes. Just like Magnum.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: I can't... Even the rims are the same.
- Officer Ziva David: [Chuckling] You're missing the point.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Which is?
- Officer Ziva David: The room, Tony. Does it remind you of someone?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: No. Not really. You think this comes in a king?
- [Ziva looks at him in disbelief]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: And you agreed?
- [Head in hands]
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: That's one of the oldest tricks in the book, the hand delivery, Ziva. It's Metro's way of making sure they stay involved in the case.
- Officer Ziva David: You think?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Why else would they personally deliver the files?
- Detective Marshall Collins: To see your pretty face, Dinozzo.
- [Dinozzo and Collins both feign laughter. Collins drops a box heavily on Dinozzo's desk]
- Detective Marshall Collins: It's been a long time.
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Not long enough, Collins.
- [They shake hands]
- Officer Ziva David: Old friends?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: Detective Collins is on Metro's cold case squad. He and I worked a couple homicides back when I was on Baltimore P.D.
- Detective Marshall Collins: And, unfortunately, we're oh-for-two.
- Jenny Shepard: Which explains where my cellphone went.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Kids
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: [Can hear Jazz music playing as he approaches the room Carson is in] Jazz.
- Jenny Shepard: His favourite.
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Ziva was right.
- [Looks at Carson]
- Special Agent Jethro Gibbs: Dinozzo.
- Officer Ziva David: [laughing] Are you injured or something?
- Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo: [Trekking behind Ziva] No. I did stop for a water break. You know, humans do that sometimes.