- Celia's family and friends arrange an intervention for her. Nancy gets a migraine from finding out that there is *another* use for the tunnel. Mexicans find Maria. Shane tries a threesome with Harmony and Simone. Silas pines after Lisa.
- In this week's episode of Weeds, Nancy is shocked when she discovers another purpose of Esteban's tunnel. Celia's worried family intervenes and she is forced into rehab. Andy finds Doug's Mexican beauty Maria and brings her across the border.
- Nancy wakes up in bed with Esteban. She takes off her wedding ring. One of Esteban's goons comes in to wake him.
Celia lies in bed, passed out. Isabelle signs for room service. Celia's suburbanite friend Pamela, Dean and another woman are there for an intervention. Celia is handcuffed to the bed. Pamela reads her letter, pleading Celia to get better so she can go back to distracting people while Pamela shop-lifts at Forever 21.
Sanjay's baby mama Clinique learns how to work the register at the maternity store. Nancy takes Sanjay and his son Jimmy Jam back to the hole in the floor to pick up his shipment. He meets Ignacio, who calls Jimmy Jam "el diablo."
Guillermo drags his "cousin," a teen girl in a baby blue prom dress, out of the floor hole. He says she's going to massage school. Nancy gets a splitting head ache.
Silas babysits for Rad, his MILF's son. Rad tells Silas his mom talks to his dad after he leaves.
Shane and his two goth chicks examine scenarios on the Internet, trying to figure out who goes where and does what to whom like they're studying directions on how to assemble a model airplane.
Nancy comes home and they spin a quick "working on a science project" lie. Nancy gets that headache, with high-pitched whining.
She stops in the kitchen, where Rad tells her his mom thinks she dresses like a prostitute. He says his mom and dad are in custody mediation and they want to get back together. Nancy makes Silas take note.
She checks in on Shane and his harem and then goes to bed.
Andy has found Maria. They call Doug. Maria and Doug try to make chit-chat. Andy reports that she kept Doug's flip-flop. Doug tells Andy to bring her home to daddy.
Silas, still watching Rad, calls Lisa and gets her voice mail.
The goth chicks and Shane frankly choreograph their planned wild sex. Shane, still fully clothed, breaks for beverages.
He shares his angst with Silas downstairs, who mocks him like an older brother at first and then, seeing that Shane is freaking out, tells him he doesn't have to do it if he doesn't want. Shane wants. "Don't bring shame on the family," Silas tells him. Rad wakes up and bets $5 Shane wimps out.
Nancy makes out with Esteban. Her migrane rings again. Esteban says her pills won't help. He knows a man who knows unconventional medicine. If she trusts him. She thinks about it slightly longer than a person who trusts someone should need to.
Cut to Dean reading Celia his list of her sins, telling her she can't have him back. As he ramps up, she gets an arm free, grabs his tie and bounces his head against the nightstand. "How dare any of you judge me?" she says.
Still trapped, she's forced to listen to Isabelle read her complains, including the time she put laxatives in her chocolate bars. Finally, she lowers the boom: "If you don't deal with this, I will call your mother."
Nancy lies in Esteban's lap. He's decided she needs peyote. Because Excedrin just won't cut it.
Two people who look like they do a lot of peyote prepare the drink. The dude tells Esteban the peyote says she can't drink it today. Esteban disagrees with the peyote and gives it to her anyway. Shows what peyote knows.
The room starts wobbling. Nancy and Esteban lies on the floor. Nancy gets sick. A lot. Peyote dude talks to her in bird language, the she hears him say "no more hiding."
She flashes back to Guillermo's "cousin."
Lisa shows up for Rad and tries to kiss Silas hello. He asks if she slept with her ex. She says the truth is in 10 years she'll almost be 50 and he'll almost be 30. She asks if he wants her to leave or if he wants to keep having a good time. She sees he took good care of Rad.
Up in Shane's room, he's sacked out with his two babes.
At the border, Doug tells the minute man he's got things under control. He calls Andy to bring him his mer-mex. Andy brings a group across. Doug runs to Maria. He impresses her with his minivan's AC. They start to drive off but run into minute man with a very large gun.
Nancy wakes up at Esteban's.
Back at the border, Andy tries to help Doug talk his way out. It doesn't work. He phones in to the border patrol, but gives them five minutes to get away. But he wants one to return so his day's not a total waste.
At the house, Nancy drags Andy out of bed and to the beach.
Nancy confesses she's a liar, that she tells herself she's not doing harm, but she is. Andy says he's a bad coyote, but quickly comes around to wondering why he doesn't have a girlfriend.
Nancy sees Guillermo's "cousin" in the water. She asks if Andy can see her. There's no one there.
Of course not.
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