- Nancy and Esteban have scheduling problems. Celia has become addicted. Nancy catches Silas and Lisa. Andy catches Shane masturbating with photos of Nancy. Cue Nancy giving the boys an uncomfortable lecture. Mexicans celebrate "El Andy".
- In this episode of Weeds, despite their busy schedules, Nancy and Esteban try to find some time for each other. After finding out about Shane's fantasies and Silas's new and much older girlfriend, Nancy also has to talk to both of her sons.
- Nancy talks to Esteban on the phone, he's canceling for the third time. He sweet talks her with a little sex talk.
Silas walks by with his plants and tells her he's moving the grow house. Nancy wants to know more. Back of a cheese shop. "Great cover smell," Silas says.
At the maternity store, Celia is making up totals and taking huge discounts for cash payments.
At the house, Andy hears the telltale thump thump of a young man enjoying himself through the wall. Shane walks in with the book that has Nancy's photos in it and Andy sees him put it in the bureau drawer. Andy takes out the book and finds Nancy's naked pictures. Andy dies a little bit inside.
Silas explains his new growing approach to his MILF, Lisa the cheese lady. They are mid-makeout when they walk out to see Nancy there. She remains icily calm, giving Silas growing tips. When Lisa tries to reassure her she won't let anything happen to him, she questions her life choices and points out she's sleeping with Nancy's 17 year old son. "Rad's going to be 17. Sooner than you think," Nancy says. "He's a good looking boy."
Celia tries to buy more coke from the hole watcher in the back. He cuts her off. She swears she's fine - and then sneezes blood on him.
Back at the house, Andy tells Nancy to brace herself. He gives her the book with the photos in it. She knows it's Shane's book. Andy confirms he's 100 percent positive Shane's doing that thing they can't even bring themselves to say.
She tells Andy to talk to him. "This is way outside of my kink zone," Andy says.
"Why couldn't he have had a gun?" Nancy laments.
Celia runs into the drug hole, waving cash at a worker, looking for coke with tissues stuffed up her nose.
Doug and Andy talk to an old woman who claims to know Maria, Doug's "Mer-Mex." She takes them into an alley and then runs. Bad Coyote Belt-Stealing Guy comes around the corner with a gun. They're trapped. Until a group of immigrants come out to defend them. Andy tells them the way of "El Andy is peace." A guy knocks the coyote out with a thrown beer bottle.
At the maternity store, Nancy talks with the two guys have tied up Celia and gagged her with a bra. Nancy tries to get them to agree to keep it to themselves.
Nancy calls Esteban and cancels, lying to him. Cesar watches the video of Celia in the tunnel with Esteban telling him that Nancy is dangerous. Cesar tells him she's making him reckless.
Back at the house, Nancy rips up the naked pictures of herself and flushes them down the toilet. She drinks some wine and talks to Shane then Silas. The same speech works for both, telling both sons that it's quirky to want to have sex with their mother (or a substitute). It's a semi-coherent, babbling monologue. Silas gets up without talking. Shane hides under a blanket.
Nancy is getting ready for her date on a sailboat when Esteban calls and cancels again.
Isabelle finds Celia in bed, with a Restalyn needle in her forehead. Isabelle tells her she needs help. She says she's calling Dad. Celia sneezes blood again.
At school, kids talk about Shane as he walks down the hallway, spinning fantastic stories and calling him psycho. Two goth chicks with his name written across their bellies stop him and ask if he parties. Why yes, yes he does.
Silas talks to Lisa as they make pot sandwiches. He complains about his mother and says he's done with it when he turns 18. He sells to some happy customers, then turns back to Lisa to make out. He says they should move in together and Lisa looks like a mother who's just heard her underage teen lover suggest cohabitation.
At the bar, Andy has received some sort of coyote honorific. Doug sulks, missing Maria.
Doug thinks he's a sidekick. Raul comes over to tell El Andy that they will help the "sad tall, angry babyman find her." He talks to Andy, people don't talk to sidekicks.
At the house, Silas tells Nancy that he and Lisa have decided to slow things down. She tries to be supportive, telling him to feel free to raid the fridge, take the car or play his music too loud.
At night, Nancy makes tea. She turns out the lights and goes to the stairs. She notices a light globe in the window, casting sailboats. She goes on the porch. Esteban is there.
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