Gayle Garfinkle: T'nuk

Quotes 

• T'nuk : [looking in a trick mirror]  This is exactly how I looked in high school!

  Six : Really, I bet you had to beat the boys off.

  T'nuk : Yeah, well, when they weren't beating themselves off.

• Six : It's harmless fun, Chode, why don't you give it a try?

  Chode : Forget it. Do I look like an idiot?

  T'nuk : Is that a trick question?

• Bernice Bobo : I'm a woman, Darph, I have needs.

  Darph Bobo : I know, I've got the credit card bills to prove it.

  Bernice Bobo : Come on, Darphie, what's it gonna take to get you to make love to me?

  Darph Bobo : A lot of porn and a laser pointed at my temple. I'm gonna sleep on the couch!