- Gypsy Rosaly: What is it you would like to know about your future?
- Chode: Eh, am I going to be rich? Will I be happy? Will I live to see Michael Jackson make a comeback?
- Bernice Bobo: I'm a woman, Darph, I have needs.
- Darph Bobo: I know, I've got the credit card bills to prove it.
- Bernice Bobo: Come on, Darphie, what's it gonna take to get you to make love to me?
- Darph Bobo: A lot of porn and a laser pointed at my temple. I'm gonna sleep on the couch!
- Gypsy Rosaly: What do you want?
- Six: I want you to reverse the curse on Chode.
- Gypsy Rosaly: And I want lips like Angelina Jolie and a vaginal rejuvination. Ain't gonna happen.
- Gypsy Rosaly: Look, is this gonna take long? I've got a hot date with the wolfman from freak excibit. Ohoho, yeah, it's doggy style tonight!