Gayle Garfinkle: T'nuk

Quotes 

• T'nuk : [about Captain Jack Raving]  I wouldn't mind letting him dig for my treasure!

• Chode : Come on, there's no way I could possibly a father.

  T'nuk : Why not? You're already a muther.

• Gus : [acting as Chode's lawyer]  What is your impression of the plaintive?

  T'nuk : I don't do impressions. I'm more of a one line zinger type of comedienne.

• T'nuk : Those pirates are gonna plunder us. Long and deep, hard and dry...

  Whip : [heroically]  I don't think so.

  T'nuk : A girl can dream, can't she?