Ghostbusters (2009 Video Game)
Harold Ramis: Dr. Egon Spengler
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Quotes
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Dr. Egon Spengler : Hmmm, these readings are off the charts. Now I'll have to go make new charts...
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Dr. Raymond Stantz : We eat gods for breakfast?
Dr. Egon Spengler : Too much you think?
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Ivo Shandor : I am a God!
Dr. Egon Spengler : We eat Gods for breakfast!
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Dr. Raymond Stantz : [excitedly] How was it? Was it cool? How did it look like? Did you get any samples? Did it have multiple eyes?
Dr. Egon Spengler : Shut up.
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Dr. Egon Spengler : New people die everyday.
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Janine Melnitz : Our boss called and he...
Dr. Egon Spengler : [Interrupting] Not our boss, just Peck, please.
Janine Melnitz : Peck called and he said if you fire off another unauthorized stream, he's gonna shut you down.
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[the Ghostbusters' commercial is on TV]
Dr. Raymond Stantz : Are you troubled by strange noises in the night?
Dr. Egon Spengler : Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic?
Dr. Peter Venkman : Have you or your family actually seen a spook, specter or ghost?
Dr. Raymond Stantz : If the answer is yes, then don't wait another minute.
Dr. Peter Venkman : Just pick up the phone and call the professionals!
Ghostbusters : Call the Ghostbusters! We're ready to believe you!
Dr. Peter Venkman : Franchises available soon! Call for details.
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[Egon and Ray have given the Rookie an upgraded Proton Pack]
Dr. Peter Venkman : Hey, how come this mump gets all the new stuff?
Dr. Egon Spengler : He's our new Experimental Equipment Technician.
Dr. Peter Venkman : He gets a cool title, too?
Dr. Raymond Stantz : It means he gets to carry around a bunch of untested, extremely dangerous hardware that if not handled correctly could blow him somewhere into New Jersey.
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Ivo Shandor : [Final confrontation closing sequence] I am a god!
Dr. Egon Spengler : We eat gods for breakfast.
Dr. Raymond Stantz : [after Shandor's architect form has been destroyed] We eat gods for breakfast?
Dr. Egon Spengler : Too much you think?
Dr. Raymond Stantz : No, I liked it.
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Dr. Egon Spengler : [while making adjustments to Ray's Proton Pack] This could be dangerous.
Dr. Raymond Stantz : Great. Danger is our life.
Dr. Egon Spengler : We'll start at fifty-percent capacity. That should keep any burning or tissue damage to a minimum.
Dr. Peter Venkman : Hey. If you're going to burn any tissue, do it to the new kid. You can't use Ray. Our mortgage is in his name.
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Dr. Egon Spengler : [after defeating several flying stone gargoyles] Interesting. Ghosts and gargoyles.
Dr. Raymond Stantz : Hey! That was a game: 'Ghosts and Gargoyles', a game we played when I was in the Seminary.
Dr. Peter Venkman : Ghosts and Gargoyles. What dink game didn't you play? Do you have your eight-sided dice with you?
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[the Ghostbusters arrive at the Sedgewick Hotel, which seems to be empty]
Winston Zeddemore : Whoa. If this place were any more dead, we'd need a coroner.
Dr. Raymond Stantz : Egon used to be a licensed coroner.
Winston Zeddemore : No kidding?
Dr. Egon Spengler : It's just a hobby now.
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Dr. Egon Spengler : [after The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man falls off the building and explodes into goo that falls onto the street] Ray! Peter! We're in position! The trap is set! We're prepared to capture Stay Puft... Where is he?
Dr. Peter Venkman : He's that white puddle you're driving through.
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Dr. Egon Spengler : [over radio] I wanted to test these first, but since we're waiving that safety step today anyway, you should be aware that I modified the Neutrona Wand which normally releases the particle stream.
Winston Zeddemore : Wow! It's like Christmas came early!
Dr. Raymond Stantz : [over radio] Earlier than what? They started Christmas before Halloween this year! Santa came to my house dressed as Dracula!
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Dr. Egon Spengler : All my data indicated the ghost world is beginning to push through multiple cross-portals from their dimension into ours.
Dr. Peter Venkman : Well, more overtime.
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Dr. Egon Spengler : Ray, follow me; the others are floating back upstairs. Venkman; pull our friend Slimer into a trap as fast as you can. There's a massive bulge in these spikes indicating this isn't just some routine clearing job.
Dr. Peter Venkman : He gets so bossy when he hasn't had his nap.
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Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn : [after Stay Puft is defeated] I guess I owe you guys my life.
Dr. Egon Spengler : [finishes scanning her] She's clean.
Dr. Raymond Stantz : How do you feel?
Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn : Pretty good, all extremely weird things considered.
Dr. Peter Venkman : So far, just another screwed up day at the office.
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Dr. Raymond Stantz : [in the Librarian Lair] Eerie place. I wonder if this is where the Collector killed The Librarian.
Dr. Egon Spengler : I think that would be a safe assumption. That book she's reading is emitting massive energy.
Dr. Raymond Stantz : [to the Rookie] That's your cue, killer. Go get 'em.
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Dr. Raymond Stantz : [trapped in the Ghost World] Someone's holding us here. The Collector.
Dr. Egon Spengler : Yes, Azetlor wants to add to his collection. And he's probably not too happy about us taking the Gozerian Codex with us.
Dr. Raymond Stantz : Oh, yeah? What can a twisted little bookworm do to scare us?
Dr. Egon Spengler : He murdered Eleanor Twitty for it when he was alive. And a dozen others just to cover it up.
Dr. Raymond Stantz : Hey, Collector! We're taking your book! What do you think about that?
[Azetlor starts to rise from the floor]
Dr. Raymond Stantz : Uh, he's right behind me, isn't he?
Dr. Egon Spengler : Yes, I think you got his attention, Ray.
Dr. Raymond Stantz : Oh, boy.
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Dr. Raymond Stantz : [looking at the Mandala map in the library] You thinking what I'm thinking?
Winston Zeddemore : Thin crust, New York style with no visible anchovies.
Dr. Raymond Stantz : Maybe later. Right now I need to go back to the lab and take a look at this Codex.
Dr. Egon Spengler : And analyze the data we've collected. It could help us when we go to the museum.
Winston Zeddemore : Slice to go on the way? Rookie's treat?
Dr. Raymond Stantz : [referring to the Mandala] And we need to know what this is.
Winston Zeddemore : I'll call for a delivery. Again.
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Dr. Raymond Stantz : [examining the symbol] It's not a constellation. It's a mandala.
Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn : I can't believe I never saw it before.
Dr. Peter Venkman : For one minute, pretend someone here doesn't know what a mandala is.
Dr. Egon Spengler : A mandala is like a spiritual labyrinth.
Dr. Raymond Stantz : And this one looks like a spiraling system that feeds into each successive node along the line until it reaches culmination point. Before he died, Shandor must have set some mechanism in place, similar to the antennae in Dana's building.
Dr. Peter Venkman : Y'know I think you helped to make that clear. So this was the gizmo that's supposed to feed energy to the Destructor form?
Dr. Raymond Stantz : That's... that's right, Peter!
Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn : Well, Dr. Venkman.
Dr. Peter Venkman : Well, I had to get one right eventually, didn't I?
Dr. Egon Spengler : Alright, I'm just speculating, but it's possible ghosts are trapped in the system, funneling from node to node and they get stronger and stronger until they reach the end and then they...
Dr. Raymond Stantz : [pointing at the map] Look. The first portal, the library. The second, the museum. And the third, the Sedewick.
Dr. Egon Spengler : And that means the fourth portal must be right... here.
Winston Zeddemore : The middle of the Hudson River?
Dr. Raymond Stantz : Well, according to the Mandala, yes.
Dr. Egon Spengler : It may need a little tweaking.
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Dr. Peter Venkman : [riding Ecto-8 into the fog] Egon, remind me. Why are we driving aimlessly in the fog?
Dr. Egon Spengler : The final node, Venkman. Close it and we seal the Mandala, trapping the ghosts inside.
Dr. Peter Venkman : Sorry to break this to you, Egon, but I just don't see a Mandala...
[an island starts to rise]
Dr. Egon Spengler : You were saying?
Dr. Raymond Stantz : Shandor Island. It's here!
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Ivo Shandor : [in his Destructor form, being blasted by the Ghostbusters] I am a god!
Dr. Egon Spengler : We eat gods for breakfast! I'm deactivating the cross-stream governor. I never thought I'd say this again. Cross the streams!
[all of them cross their streams, blasting Shandor to pieces and blowing them back to the real world]
Dr. Raymond Stantz : We eat gods for breakfast?
Dr. Egon Spengler : Too much you think?
Dr. Raymond Stantz : No, I liked it.
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Dr. Raymond Stantz : [during the credits] Looks like things are going to be a little slow around here for a while.
Winston Zeddemore : Which means we might be heavy by one too many Ghostbusters in New York.
Dr. Ilyssa Selwyn : Wait, you're not gonna fire him after everything he's done?
Dr. Peter Venkman : No, of course not. Louis has been scouting locations, and I think we're prepared to offer a potentially lucrative Ghostbusters franchise in either Chicago, Los Angeles, or Cincinnati. I'll pick.
Dr. Egon Spengler : So, are you prepared to expand the Ghostbusters family on a semi-equivocal basis and be your own boss?
Dr. Peter Venkman : And wear a very cool uniform.
Winston Zeddemore : Financing is available.
Dr. Raymond Stantz : So cadet, what do you say?
