Pryor's Place (TV Series)
Kimosabe Blues (1984)
Akili Prince: Little Richie
Quotes
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Little Richie : [the boys' joint science-report turns into a duke-out] ... The center of the Solar System is what we call our Sun.
[Wally, providing illustrations on the blackboard, is clearly anything but happy about Richie taking the spotlight for himself]
Little Richie : ... The nearest planet to our sun is Mercury -- which is 35,960,000 miles away. Then comes Venus, which is 67 million...
[sees that Wally is -- deliberately -- using too much space on the blackboard too fast]
Little Richie : Wally, that's too far!
Wally : You just said it was 67 million miles away.
Little Richie : If you put Venus way over there, we won't have enough room on the blackboard for Pluto.
Wally : Okay, wise-guy, why don't *you* make the drawings while *I* give the report?
[They begin shoving each other]
Little Richie : I got a better idea: you draw them RIGHT, so we can BOTH get this over with! If you put Venus THERE, we'll have to put Pluto in Ms. Noszigger's room.
Wally : I'd like to put *you* in Ms. Noszigger's room!
Little Richie : Think you're big enough, GRUNT-BRAIN?
Wally : I *know* I'm big enough, CHICKEN BREATH!
[they start beating each other up]
Ms. Stern : Boys, what are you doing? Boys!
[the other kids rush forward to watch the slugfest]
Ms. Stern : Alright, kids, sit down; get back in your seats! Come on, boys, break it up...
[to the others]
Ms. Stern : Did you kids hear what I said?
Classmate #1 : [DELETED LINE] I got ten bucks on Wally!
Classmate #2 : [DELETED LINE] Twenty on Richie!
Ms. Stern : No, don't; stop encouraging them!
[to Richie and Wally]
Ms. Stern : That's enough, boys...!
[to their classmates]
Ms. Stern : You! Put that money away, right now...!