Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am (2007 Video Game)

Dave Willis: Meatwad, Carl Brutananadilewski, Ignignokt, Satan, Trees

Quotes 

• Master Shake : What's this little to do?

  Frylock : My damn mail.

  Master Shake : And yet, it is in my hands. Explain that to Nazareth!

  Frylock : Shake, Shake. Do you see anything from a golf course in there?

  Master Shake : Hmm... Jersey Pines, South Jerseys' Most Prestigious Urban Golf Course.

  Frylock : What does it say?

  Master Shake : Uh, junk mail.

  Frylock : What did it say? What did it say?

  Master Shake : I hate this stuff.

  Frylock : Did I get in?

  Master Shake : I'll take care of this for you. Don't worry.

  Frylock : Open it, Shake! Open it!

  Master Shake : Hold on! I have to open it first.

  [Shake fabricates the transcript] 

  Master Shake : Dear Frylock, we're coming to hurt you. You are rejected because you are a red gay ass!

  Frylock : Give me that!

  Master Shake : Well, what are you going to do?

  Frylock : Hot damn, I got in! Meatwad, call in the teatime! We're about to hit the Links, baby!

  Meatwad : Tea, anyone?

  Master Shake : Tea, no one! Never!

  Frylock : Shake, chill out! I can bring two guests.

  Master Shake : Good, get your sticks. Let me show you how to play.

• Master Shake : See? Now, you get a firm grip and let her rip!

  [the golf ball crashed into Carl's window] 

  Master Shake : Right into his window. Yes, he'll sue you but you'll win. No one witnessed this.

  Frylock : I don't think Carl's gonna be cool with his windows being smashed, Shake. We should really practice this at the course.

  Master Shake : And pay for it? I don't think so!

  Carl Brutananadilewski : Hey, what are you doing?

  Master Shake : Ah. Our next lesson.

  Carl Brutananadilewski : I heard a smash and I knew it was my house.

  Master Shake : If someone confronts you, bring them like so...

  Carl Brutananadilewski : Hey, I'm talking to you.

  Master Shake : ...using the X button.

  Carl Brutananadilewski : Wha... What's an X button?

  Meatwad : Whoo, headshot! Dang! Nice followthrough.

  Master Shake : Very nice followthrough. Practice, you two will learn how to kill!