Aqua Teen Hunger Force Zombie Ninja Pro-Am (2007 Video Game)
Dana Snyder: Master Shake
Quotes
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Master Shake : What's this little to do?
Frylock : My damn mail.
Master Shake : And yet, it is in my hands. Explain that to Nazareth!
Frylock : Shake, Shake. Do you see anything from a golf course in there?
Master Shake : Hmm... Jersey Pines, South Jerseys' Most Prestigious Urban Golf Course.
Frylock : What does it say?
Master Shake : Uh, junk mail.
Frylock : What did it say? What did it say?
Master Shake : I hate this stuff.
Frylock : Did I get in?
Master Shake : I'll take care of this for you. Don't worry.
Frylock : Open it, Shake! Open it!
Master Shake : Hold on! I have to open it first.
[Shake fabricates the transcript]
Master Shake : Dear Frylock, we're coming to hurt you. You are rejected because you are a red gay ass!
Frylock : Give me that!
Master Shake : Well, what are you going to do?
Frylock : Hot damn, I got in! Meatwad, call in the teatime! We're about to hit the Links, baby!
Meatwad : Tea, anyone?
Master Shake : Tea, no one! Never!
Frylock : Shake, chill out! I can bring two guests.
Master Shake : Good, get your sticks. Let me show you how to play.
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Master Shake : See? Now, you get a firm grip and let her rip!
[the golf ball crashed into Carl's window]
Master Shake : Right into his window. Yes, he'll sue you but you'll win. No one witnessed this.
Frylock : I don't think Carl's gonna be cool with his windows being smashed, Shake. We should really practice this at the course.
Master Shake : And pay for it? I don't think so!
Carl Brutananadilewski : Hey, what are you doing?
Master Shake : Ah. Our next lesson.
Carl Brutananadilewski : I heard a smash and I knew it was my house.
Master Shake : If someone confronts you, bring them like so...
Carl Brutananadilewski : Hey, I'm talking to you.
Master Shake : ...using the X button.
Carl Brutananadilewski : Wha... What's an X button?
Meatwad : Whoo, headshot! Dang! Nice followthrough.
Master Shake : Very nice followthrough. Practice, you two will learn how to kill!
