The Landlord (I) (2007)

Will Ferrell: Renter

Quotes 

• [The Renter answers the door] 

  Renter : Hi, Pearl.

  Pearl The Landlord : Where's the rent?!

  Renter : You don't have to raise your voice.

  Pearl The Landlord : You pay now!

  Renter : I could give you half.

  Pearl The Landlord : You pay...now, bitch!

  Renter : Hey, don't talk to me like that, okay?

  Pearl The Landlord : I'm tired of this crap!

  Renter : Look, I...I thought I was clear in my e-mail that I needed a couple of weeks.

  Pearl The Landlord : I work too hard!

  Renter : Could I just get two more weeks?

  Pearl The Landlord : I want my money!

  Renter : You need to relax.

  Pearl The Landlord : You're an asshole.

  Renter : Uh-uh!

  Pearl The Landlord : I want my money, bitch.

  Renter : Hey, don't call me bitch! I'm a grown man!

  Pearl The Landlord : Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch.

  Renter : God, you're mean.