Xavier: Renegade Angel (TV Series)

Bloodcorn (2007)

John Lee: Various Characters

Quotes 

• Farmer : If we only had rain!

  Xavier : Rain... It's just God's tears. I know a shamanic Navaho rain dance, that hasn't just blown MINDS. Its's blown ducks. 'Tear ducks'.

  Farmer : I'm willin' to try any precipitation boogie you've got.

  Xavier : Heeya-haa-heeyaaawww shucks. I forgot it! But we can jog my memory, with the Lakota memory-joggin' dance.

  Farmer : You show me, how?

  Xavier : Aya-hu! Ay... Can't remember the memory-joggin' dance. I know the irony is rich, so all we have to do is the Iroquoi irony-melting dance and we'll be golden.

  Farmer : Do you remember that one?

  Xavier : Of course! This noodle is a steel cage! But only God can do that dance, and it has to be raining... That's the 'irony' part.

• Xavier : Well, I'm a good farmhand, and I don't need much. Just five hots. And a cot. And a queen-size lazy bread bed. And a flatscreen iTV. And a WiFi hotspot. And a breakfast nook... A sauna. Conversation nook. Some o' them crazy cookies.

  Farmer : We're in a drought. I can give you a plate of weevils every day...

  Xavier : Deal!

  Xavier : [Thinking]  Sucker, I would've settled for every OTHER day.