- Lil: It's always Phil and Lil, this! Phil and Lil, that! News flash: We're not two heads on one body! I'm a thinking, breathing, independent individual, and he's... PHIL!
- Lil DeVille: I am not doing this twin thing anymore, little brother!
- Phil DeVille: Little brother? Oh, give me a break! So, you're "two minutes older."
- Lil DeVille: Do you know what that is in girl years?
- Phil DeVille: What's going on?
- Lil DeVille: I'm moving out.
- Phil DeVille: *What*?
- Lil DeVille: Mom and Dad said I could move into the office-slash-workout room.
- Howard DeVille: I'll miss that room.
- Phil DeVille: So, you're just gonna leave me here all by myself?
- Dil Pickles: We're both suddenly twin less.
- Phil DeVille: Uh, Dil, you've never *been* a twin.
- Dil Pickles: Exactly.