- Captain Ginyu: [Placing the dragon balls down] And one more makes seven.
- Frieza: You're certainly on the ball today, Captain Ginyu. If you were a dog, I'd scratch your belly. If you were a cat, I'd give you warm milk until you started to purr. But since you're neither of these, I'll just say thanks for a job well done.
- Captain Ginyu: It was my pleasure. You know how much I enjoy serving your horned highness.
- Frieza: Having these balls makes me feel something that resembles joy, I think. I want to caress them.
- Captain Ginyu: Frieza, allow me to honor you by performing the Dance of Joy!
- [Ginyu starts to dance a bit]
- Frieza: Uhh... Ginyu, save it for another day.
- Captain Ginyu: [stops] Oh. I get it.
- Frieza: Ha ha ha ha ha! Don't tell me I've hurt your feeling, big guy. Lighten up! This is my moment of glory, don't spoil it for me.
- Captain Ginyu: You're right, Frieza. I don't know what came over me. This is much more important than the Dance of Joy!
- Frieza: Now dragon balls, grant my wish! I want eternal life so I can rule the universe!
- Frieza: Nothing's happening! Darn! How long is this supposed to take?
- Captain Ginyu: I... I-I-I don't know. Maybe it's happened. Maybe you already have eternal life!
- Frieza: I don't think so.
- Captain Ginyu: Maybe there's some special word we need to say. Do you want me to do the Dance of Special Words?
- Frieza: No!