Fred and Barney Meet the Thing (TV Series)

Picnic Panic/Bigfoot Meets the Thing (1979)

Joe Baker: The Thing

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Quotes 

• The Thing : Boy, I can't believe my own baby blues. Me, savin' that doe-headed ding-a-ling.

• The Thing : Sheesh, it ain't easy bein' a living legend.

• The Thing : [standing in front of a mirror]  Yuck! What a weird lookin' creep. Who'd wanna look at an orange slab o' rock like me?

  Kelly Harkness : I would.

  The Thing : Huh?

  Kelly Harkness : And so would lotsa people. My sister thinks you're terrific.

  The Thing : Yeah? Well, eh, why not? After all, ain't I the idol of millions?