- The Thing: [standing in front of a mirror] Yuck! What a weird lookin' creep. Who'd wanna look at an orange slab o' rock like me?
- Kelly Harkness: I would.
- The Thing: Huh?
- Kelly Harkness: And so would lotsa people. My sister thinks you're terrific.
- The Thing: Yeah? Well, eh, why not? After all, ain't I the idol of millions?
- Benji Grimm: I think there are some parking spaces up ahead, Betty.
- Betty Harkness: Uh-huh, and Ronald parked in all of 'em.