House M.D. (TV Series)
It's a Wonderful Lie (2008)
Robert Sean Leonard: Dr. James Wilson
Quotes
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[House hands Wilson back his iPhone]
Dr. James Wilson : I've been looking for this all morning.
Dr. Gregory House : Did you look in the box on my desk?
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Dr. James Wilson : Have you ever considered channeling your powers to, I don't know, bring peace to the Mid-East?
Dr. Gregory House : I couldn't do that.
Dr. James Wilson : But if they ever got it, you could screw it up.
Dr. Gregory House : Yeah, that's more where my powers lie.
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Dr. Gregory House : [in reference to reindeer antlers on Wilson's head] Would you take off that hat?
Dr. James Wilson : It's Christmas. It's a reindeer.
Dr. Gregory House : It's a moose on a Jew.
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Dr. Gregory House : It's child abuse.
Dr. James Wilson : Honesty?
Dr. Gregory House : There's a reason that everybody lies. It works. It what allows society to function, it's what separates man from beast.
Dr. James Wilson : Oh, I thought that was our thumbs.
Dr. Gregory House : You wanna know every place your mom's thumb has been?
Dr. James Wilson : I'm sorry I missed rehearsal. Am I taking the "truth is good" side? Don't you usually take that part?
Dr. Gregory House : Lies are a tool, they can be used either for good. No, wait, I got a better one. Lies are like children. Hard work, but they're worth it, because the future depends on them.
Dr. James Wilson : You are so full of love--or something.