Clarkson's Farm (TV Series)

Melting (2021)

Jeremy Clarkson: Self - Presenter

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• Self - Presenter : But I hadn't bought the goats to be used as wellness props. I bought them to lay waste to my brambles.

• Self - Presenter : Mother Nature's ability to mend itself isn't always a source of joy. Sometimes it can be downright annoying.

• Self - Presenter : Having cleared a new path to the dam site, we got into a construction worker state of mind and moved on to the next job.

  Self - Farmhand : Lunch.

• Self - Presenter : Why isn't that in a book somewhere that wood floats?

• Self - Presenter : Hold on, it says here that it's good for your focus, memory and digestion.

  Self - Lisa : Yep.

  Self - Presenter : Right, so this is the nutrition values on it, yeah?

  Self - Lisa : Yep.

  Self - Presenter : Total fat. Naught.

  Self - Lisa : Excellent.

  Self - Presenter : Total sodium. Naught.

  Self - Lisa : Excellent.

  Self - Presenter : Total carbohydrate. Naught. Total sugars. Naught. Total added sugars. Naught. Protein. Naught. There's nothing in it.

  Self - Lisa : Excellent.

  Self - Presenter : Well, how can it help your memory and focus and digestion when it contains nothing?

  Self - Lisa : They're magic mushrooms.

  Self - Presenter : Yes, I know but, if you add butter, there's a point to it. How can peop... why?

  Self - Lisa : Are you complaining or are you growing mushrooms?

  Self - Presenter : I'm gonna struggle to stand in the shop, say would you like to buy this, what, this mushroom powder? They'll go, what's in it? Nothing.

  Self - Lisa : Whatever.

  Self - Presenter : Honestly, Lisa, do your friends eat this shit?

  Self - Lisa : Anyone who's everyone takes Lion's Mane.

  Self - Presenter : I don't understand this at all.