Resident Alien (TV Series)
Homesick (2021)
Sara Tomko: Asta Twelvetrees
Quotes
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Harry Vanderspeigle : I was hungry and wanted a quiet place to eat.
Asta Twelvetrees : This is Sam's chicken from the refrigerator!
Harry Vanderspeigle : He is not going to eat it.
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Jay : Ms. Twelvetrees wanted me to apologize for calling you a douchebag.
Harry Vanderspeigle : And I apologize that your birthmark looks like a bug.
Jay : Douchebag.
Asta Twelvetrees : Yeah, glad we cleared that up.
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[Asta is arguing with the sheriff. Her late boss, Sam, was murdered, and his wife is collecting things from his office]
Asta Twelvetrees : Abigail is at the clinic right now taking all of Sam's stuff out of his office. Isn't that evidence? Y'know, she's the wife. Maybe she killed him.
Sheriff Mike Thompson : Maybe you killed him. How 'bout that?
Asta Twelvetrees : Say that again, and you'll be wearing that hat inside your ass!
Harry Vanderspeigle : [chuckles strangely] Haha maha...
Sheriff Mike Thompson : What the hell are you doing here?
Harry Vanderspeigle : I like watching her when she's angry.