- Riley Freeman: Homies over Hos, you know like, you supposed to put your homie over a ho. That's how pimps do, right?
- A Pimp Named Slickback: I don't think "Homies over Hos" is a sentiment that A Pimp Named Slickback can cosign, Riley. Don't get me wrong, A Pimp Named Slickback will put a lot of things over a ho. Money over a ho, always. Brand new gators over a ho, absolutely. A turkey sandwich with just tomato, guaranteed. But homies? Oh no.
- Uncle Ruckus: [Robert and Uncle Ruckus see Riley leave the house wearing Gangstalicious' new sexually ambiguous clothes] What in tarnation is he wearing?
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: I don't know. Do you think he's...
- Uncle Ruckus: On the train to Fagsville? Absolutely. No doubt in my mind. I'm so sorry, Robert. A gay grandson, huh? I can't imagine anything worse than that.
- Robert 'Granddad' Freeman: Not Riley. Maybe there's another explanation. Maybe this is some kind of crazy sitcom misunderstanding.
- Uncle Ruckus: No, wake up! Wake up and smell the gay coffee! All the evidence you could possibly need is right in front of your face! It'll only be a matter of time before that little boy'll be a grown man, bent over a table, being repeatedy entered by another man! Toot toot! Last train to Faggotsville leaving in five minutes! Leaving in five minutes for that chocolate tunnel hole!