McHale's Navy (TV Series)

Send This Ensign to Camp (1965)

Tim Conway: Ensign Charles Parker

Quotes 

• Lester Gruber : [the crew is looking at Ensign Parker's old summer camp photo album]  Hey, who's that guy over there? The guy with the hairy knees.

  Ensign Charles Parker : Huh? Oh! That's Uncle Woody. He was our camp counselor. Boy, he was a great guy. Taught me how to swim in one lesson.

  Virgil Edwards : In one lesson? You're kiddin'!

  Ensign Charles Parker : No, really! He just took me out on the boat in the middle of the lake and threw me in.

  Willy Moss : Man, that's really the hard way!

  Ensign Charles Parker : Oh, once I cut my way out of the sack, it was easy. Boy, those were the good old days.