The Late Show with Stephen Colbert (TV Series)

Jason Segel/Charlotte Alter/Elizabeth Warren (2020)

Stephen Colbert: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Himself - Host : Another Trump guy trying to put the nation at ease is acting Homeland Security Secretary and man who looks like his name is Chad Wolf, Chad Wolf.

• Himself - Host : The CDC has released this actual graphic detailing which styles of facial hair are best for wearing respirator masks...

  [Closeup shows handlebar mustache graphic with a tick next to it] 

  Himself - Host : ... And which ones do not work.

  [Closeup shows the Bandholz beard with a cross next to it] 

  Himself - Host : Oh God, all of Brooklyn is dead!

• Himself - Host : Of course, the style that gives the mask the best seal is clean shaven, but other safe styles include Zorro, walrus, and best of all, soul patch. So congratulations on your continued health, Smash Mouth.