Chuck (TV Series)
Chuck Versus the First Date (2008)
Zachary Levi: Chuck Bartowski
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Quotes
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Ellie Bartowski : What about you, any revelations? Any ideas what you'll do next?
Chuck Bartowski : Uh, yeah, a few.
Ellie Bartowski : If you say "pilot the Millennium Falcon", I *will* hit you.
Chuck Bartowski : Uh, why would I say that? That's absurd. I'm going to be a ninja assasin.
Ellie Bartowski : No! Try again.
Chuck Bartowski : Um. Olympic...
Ellie Bartowski : Uh-uh.
Chuck Bartowski : [slight pause] Secret Agent.
Ellie Bartowski : This is what happens when you sit in front of the television set too long.
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Chuck Bartowski : [as Jeff is playing footsies with Chuck during his interview] That's not - That's not called for. Or welcome, actually. Very unwelcome!
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Sarah Walker : What about me?
Chuck Bartowski : [chuckles] You're really going to make me say it.
[Sarah smiles]
Chuck Bartowski : Wow, okay. Fine. All right, we'll play it your way... . A girl like you, or more appropriately, a *woman* like you. Considering the fact that you could probably kick the ass of everyone in this joint. And a smart one too. Not to mention, cool... and extremely beautiful. And - and - you can stop me any time with the compliments if they're becoming... you know...
Sarah Walker : No, that's very... sweet.
Chuck Bartowski : "Sweet?" Golly gee, thanks for making me feel like I'm 8.
Sarah Walker : [slight chuckle] You're not so bad yourself.
Chuck Bartowski : [sarcastically] Please, I'm fantastic.
Sarah Walker : [seriously] Yeah. You are.
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Sarah Walker : Why didn't you stay in the car?
Chuck Bartowski : It's never safe in the car!
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Chuck Bartowski : Tonight... our first *real* date.
Sarah Walker : Or our *second* first date.
Chuck Bartowski : No gun fight, I promise.
Sarah Walker : Okay.
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Chuck Bartowski : You know, I still have an awful lot of secrets in my head. The Lindberg baby, the formula for New Coke...
Sarah Walker : What are you saying, Chuck?
Chuck Bartowski : What I've always wanted to say, Sarah...
[they both lean closer together. Chuck gets a flash]
Chuck Bartowski : No, no, no, no, no! Not now. Not now!
[pulls back]
Sarah Walker : Chuck, what is it?
Chuck Bartowski : We're surrounded.
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John Casey : [after Chuck jumps over the counter] Good to see you, Bartowski.
Chuck Bartowski : Hey, Casey. 90 Twinkies in three minutes!
Morgan Grimes : Jeff's going to die!
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Chuck Bartowski : [on their date] What do you think Casey would do if he saw us now?
Sarah Walker : He'd die.
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Chuck Bartowski : Why didn't you bring your gun?
Sarah Walker : You don't bring a gun on a real date.
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Chuck Bartowski : You want to go on a date with me some time? I mean a date without aliases, and spy gear, and no mission.
Sarah Walker : Like a *real* date?
Chuck Bartowski : Yeah.
Sarah Walker : Chuck,
[clears throat, checks to make sure no one is listening]
Sarah Walker : I'm still a CIA agent. And there are a hundred reasons why I shouldn't do that.
Chuck Bartowski : What do you have to lose? In a week, you're going to be undercover somewhere in some place like Jakarta, in a knife fight with some evil doer and in that exact moment you're going to wish you would have spent one night of fun with me.
Sarah Walker : ...Okay.
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Chuck Bartowski : What exactly are you doing?
Colt : I'm stretching. Getting limber.
Chuck Bartowski : Why are you doing that?
Colt : So I won't pull a muscle when I break your neck. Maybe you should get limber too.
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Chuck Bartowski : Hey, What's up, buddy?
Morgan Grimes : Large Mart goons, they could be anywhere. I don't want them to see this.
Chuck Bartowski : What is this?
Morgan Grimes : Compound level from "Call of Duty". After our last battle with those Large Mart douches I started to work on this, planning on how we can take them all out. Alright, listen up, here are the specs. Are you ready? 23 infantry troopers, 16 snippers, 7 heavy gunners, 4 demolition experts, and enough ammunition to orbit Arnold Schwarzenegger, 50 gamers, one call, all ready for battle. With this team assembled and my plan I think we can beat them.
Chuck Bartowski : Morgan, you are my hero.