Psych (TV Series)

The Greatest Adventure in the History of Basic Cable (2008)

Corbin Bernsen: Henry Spencer

Quotes 

• Karen Vick : Now, Mr. Spencer...

  Shawn Spencer , Henry Spencer : Yes?

  Karen Vick : Oh, I meant the older... sorry, not "old", less...

  Shawn Spencer : Handsome? Less hair? Less friends on Facebook?

  Henry Spencer : Less nose?

  Shawn Spencer : Ooh!

• [first lines] 

  Henry Spencer : [in an interrogation room]  Don't say a word.

  Shawn Spencer : [pause]  Fergulous.

• Henry Spencer : [in his answering machine message]  You've reached Henry Spencer. Leave your name and number, but speak slowly because people talk too fast in these things and I can never understand it.

• Jack Spencer : I guess you are wondering why I came back. I want you to help me find Bouchard's treasure.

  Henry Spencer : Come on. Not that again, Jack. I hate to break it to you, little brother, but Bouchard's treasure does not, has not, and will not ever exist. It's a pipe dream.

  Shawn Spencer : Don't listen to him, Uncle Jack. He's a dream killer.

• Henry Spencer : We didn't do anything wrong. We didn't break any laws... Oh no. Oh no! What - what did you do, Shawn?

  Shawn Spencer : Nothing. It's just that laws keep changing. It's getting very challenging to keep up with them all.

• Henry Spencer : What are you doing here, besides breaking into my house?

  Jack Spencer : Breaking in? You gave me a key, Henry.

  Henry Spencer : I didn't give you a key. I don't give anyone keys, not even Shawn.

  Shawn Spencer : Oh, that's not true. I actually made a copy a while back. It was while I was hooked on Wow! Wow! Wobbzy! on Noggin. I didn't have cable. Oh, I also stole your toilet paper for about a year. And a hug box of sporks.