Psych (TV Series)

The Greatest Adventure in the History of Basic Cable (2008)

Dulé Hill: Burton Guster

Quotes 

• Karen Vick : Alright, Mr. Spencer, let me be frank.

  Shawn Spencer : As long as I can be Dean and Gus can be Sammy.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Why do I have to be Sammy?

  Shawn Spencer : Fine. *He's* Sammy. That makes you Joey Bishop. Is that what you really want, you want to be Joey Bishop?

  Juliet O'Hara : Shawn...

  Shawn Spencer : I'm sorry, Jules, but how often does someone set you up with "let me be frank?"

• Shawn Spencer : [during his wrap up]  So that's why I called Andres "che," to see if he would react. Which he did. Because in Argentina "che" is slang for "buddy" or "pal." Sort of like I call you "black star" or "homeskillet" or "big baby Burton."

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Don't ever call me Homeskillet.

• Burton 'Gus' Guster : I can't believe we're actually digging for buried treasure.

  Shawn Spencer : I know, dude. And you're getting your pants totally dirty and you don't even care. I'm so proud of you.

• Shawn Spencer : Well, I don't know where you guys went to Partner College, but I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to shoot at your partners.

  Mark Belleck : Yeah? Should partners do this?

  [punches Jack in the mouth] 

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Maybe we shouldn't use the word "partners" anymore. It seems to make him mad.

• Karen Vick : All right, Mr. Spencer, let me be frank...

  Shawn Spencer : As long as I can be Dean and Gus can be Sammy.

  Burton 'Gus' Guster : Why do I have to be Sammy?

  Shawn Spencer : Fine he's Sammy. That makes you Joey Bishop. Is that what you really want? You wanna be Joey Bishop?