Jay Leno: Self - Host

Quotes 

• Hayden Christensen : [about how romantic he can be]  I made a swing out of wood once for a girl, and hung it up in the garden, and she liked it.

  Jay Leno - Host : What is she? Eleven years old?

• Jay Leno - Host : [about Haydens pigs]  I always hear the pig versus dog thing, are they smarter?

  Hayden Christensen : Uhh, pigs are supposed to be smarter... umm, you can learn them to do a variety of things.

  Will Ferrell : ...Can you teach them to drive a car?

  Hayden Christensen : ...Uhh, nooo...

• Jay Leno - Host : [reading a kids alternative take on Franklin D Roosevelt's famous quote]  The only thing we have to fear is... China?

• Hayden Christensen : [about his pigs]  My male pig... like to root, he put his nose in things, so i try to learn him to root on my muscles, like massage my legs, or root my back, just go root on my back...

  Jay Leno - Host : So... things didn't work out with your girlfriend then?