- Hayden Christensen: [about how romantic he can be] I made a swing out of wood once for a girl, and hung it up in the garden, and she liked it.
- Jay Leno - Host: What is she? Eleven years old?
- Jay Leno - Host: [about Haydens pigs] I always hear the pig versus dog thing, are they smarter?
- Hayden Christensen: Uhh, pigs are supposed to be smarter... umm, you can learn them to do a variety of things.
- Will Ferrell: ...Can you teach them to drive a car?
- Hayden Christensen: ...Uhh, nooo...
- Jay Leno - Host: [reading a kids alternative take on Franklin D Roosevelt's famous quote] The only thing we have to fear is... China?
- Hayden Christensen: [about his pigs] My male pig... like to root, he put his nose in things, so i try to learn him to root on my muscles, like massage my legs, or root my back, just go root on my back...
- Jay Leno - Host: So... things didn't work out with your girlfriend then?