Family Guy (TV Series)

Play It Again, Brian (2008)

Seth Green: Chris Griffin

Quotes 

• [Herbert is reading Chris a bedtime story] 

  Chris Griffin : Are you a pedophile?

• Herbert : Do you all know what day it is?

  Chris Griffin : No.

  Herbert : It's bath day.

  Chris Griffin : I don't wanna take a bath.

  Herbert : [laughing at Chris]  Not for you, silly. It's bath day for me, but I can't wash myself. Do you know anybody with a strong pair of young hands to help me in and out of the tub?

  Herbert : [Meg washes him as Herbert looks at the camera disappointingly]  Aw, rats!