Mercenaries 2: World in Flames (2008 Video Game)

Phil LaMarr: Christopher Jacobs

Quotes 

• [from trailer] 

  Mattias Nilsson : [hi-jacking a helicopter only to have the passenger point a gun at him]  This kinda thing happens to me all the time... I'm a mercenary.

  Mattias Nilsson : [riding a motorcycle]  These are the perks...

  Mattias Nilsson : But this guy, Ramon Solano... Is smart enough to take over all of Venezuela, but dumb enough to cross me.

  Mattias Nilsson : I'm used to people trying to kill me, but *this* is something personal...

  Christopher Jacobs : Yeah, no one shoots him in the ass and gets away with it!

  Mattias Nilsson : Now we gonna... escalate.

  Fiona Taylor : Solano controls the army now, it's not safe to operate here.

  Mattias Nilsson : An army I can handle. All I need is someone to fix things when they break, deliver things where I need them, and drop bombs. Big ones... and lots of 'em.

• [from trailer] 

  Fiona Taylor : Alright guys, we have a new job available. It's a simple verification job, on an island off the coast. So whoever wants the job gets a nice payday.

  Jennifer Mui : I love working for oil companies.

  Fiona Taylor : This is your target: Rodriguez Gonzalez. Universal Petroleum want him - dead or alive. So feel free to, y'know...

  Jennifer Mui , Christopher Jacobs , Mattias Nilsson : Improvise?

  Fiona Taylor : Why should today be any different?

  Fiona Taylor : If you want to play it quiet...

  Jennifer Mui : Don't I always?

  Fiona Taylor : [Montage of Jennifer applying this method]  You can clear out most of his bodyguards with your sniper rifle or use that turret up the hill. Bring him back alive and they'll pay you more cash.

  Jennifer Mui : Easy money.

  Fiona Taylor : If you want to play it harder...

  Christopher Jacobs : See, easy is not really my style...

  Fiona Taylor : [Montage of Chris applying this method]  ... Then why not use that helicopter you stole, or maybe one of their tanks?

  Christopher Jacobs : Sounds good.

  Fiona Taylor : Verify the target, and the money's yours.

  Fiona Taylor : So. What's it gonna be?

  [Mattias smirks as he calls in a nuke that levels the entire island] 

• Christopher Jacobs : How come I don't see you on TV in any of the press conferences?

  Phillip Joyce : Some people get press conferences and book deals. Some people...

  Christopher Jacobs : Get to run the show from behind the scenes.

  Phillip Joyce : I'm Special Agent Joyce. You're Jacobs comma Chris. You were Delta Force before you went freelance. I read a report that mentioned you and a contract with Ramon Solano.

  Christopher Jacobs : Yeah, well, now I'm here, talking to *you*. I'm going to get Solano and you're gonna help me.

  Phillip Joyce : Solano's no threat... to *us*. I'm staring at a land war with China, and I'm thinking it'd be real nice if I could get them out of this country with as few Allied casualties as possible.

  Christopher Jacobs : So you can provide stability and... democracy?

  Phillip Joyce : Sure, if there are any reporters around.

  Christopher Jacobs : Otherwise, it's the oil. I wonder, is it really lying when you know no one's going to believe you? Nah, don't answer that. I'd be happy to take on China for you, but I need something from you.

  Phillip Joyce : Name it.

  Christopher Jacobs : A nuclear bunker buster.

  Phillip Joyce : To crack Solano's hardened bunker? We quit manufacturing Earth-Penetrating Weapons in the nineties.

  Christopher Jacobs : Right, stopped making them... but didn't stop *using* them.

  Phillip Joyce : I'm not saying "no." I'm saying... this will take a lot of work. More than one contract. You help us get China out of Venezuela so we can secure the oi - the *peace*, and I'll get you what you need.

  Christopher Jacobs : Deal. Let's get started.