- [KISS is playing at the Masquerade Ball]
- Band Member: What do we do now?
- Paul Stanley: We do what we always do: Keep playing until the cops come!
- [Shaggy and Scooby throw Fred and the girls into the Mystery Machine and drive off; Shaggy is driving, Scooby in the front passenger seat, Fred and the girls are sitting in back]
- Daphne: Shaggy, Scooby, we weren't done with our wrap up.
- Shaggy: I know. But if we don't hurry, we'll never make it in time to Velma's Aunt and Uncle's in time for Halloween.
- Fred: [to himself] Wow! So this is what it's like to be in the back seat. It's cool!
- Velma: Uh, Halloween is not until tomorrow night.
- [as the gang is talking, the gears make a loud grinding sound, which concerns Freddy]
- Shaggy: Yeah, but your aunt and uncle live in Banning Junction. It's like the place to spend the holiday! We have to get there early if we wanna beat the crowds.
- Fred: Uh, speaking of driving, Shaggy. It looks like your kinda riding the clutch a bit hard there?
- Shaggy: [thinking out loud] Candy, rockin' with KISS, more Candy!
- [chuckles softly]
- Daphne: [in shock] KISS?
- Fred: [growing more concerned] You might wanna just put it in third. She's kind of a delicate piece of machinery, Shag.
- Shaggy: They're playing at the big Masquerade Ball tomorrow night, and I'm gonna ask Paul Stanley to sign my forehead.
- Scooby-Doo: Reah, me too!
- [the van drives over a bump in the road]
- Fred: [losing his temper; shouting, to Shaggy] YOU'RE KILLING MY MYSTERY MACHINE!
- [the gang swaps seats with one another; as Freddie takes the wheel]
- Fred: [to the Mystery Machine] Who's a good Mystery Machine? Who's a good girl? Yes, you are. Yes, you are.
- [the girls look at Fred in disgust]
- [Shaggy and Scooby put on costumes of one another]
- Shaggy: [to Scooby wearing a "Shaggy" costume] Wow, like I had no idea I was so handsome.