Crazy on the Outside (2010)

Tim Allen: Tommy

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Quotes 

• Tommy : I do my best to be unappealing, but man, it's a losing battle.

• Tommy : Sorry for staring, but you're not quite what I expected when the word "probation officer" popped up.

  Angela Papadopolous : Oh. Well, don't even go down that road, 'cuz I'll grind nuts send them back to you in a pepper shaker.

  Tommy : That's more like it.

• Judge Pierce : How's is goin' guys?

  Tommy : Hey, good.

  Rick : Beautiful house, sir.

  Edgar : Oh yeah, beautiful house. If I gotta take a dump, I'm taking it home with me.

• Tommy : I'm not the guy that went into prison. I'm the man that came out.

• [first lines] 

  Tommy : [to Christy's picture]  I can't believe you died.

  Prison Guard : Zelda, time to go.

• Angela Papadopolous : Let me cut to the chase. You do what I say, we meet once a week, keep your nose clean, and we won't have any trouble.

  Tommy : You'll be able to eat off my nose.

• Ethan Papadopolous : Did you ever kill anybody?

  Tommy : I'm thinking about it.