Harmony and Me (2009)

Kevin Corrigan: Carlos

Quotes 

• Harmony : You're 40 and drive your mom's minivan. Is that like an ongoing adrenal rush of low self esteem?

  Carlos : Shut up.

  Harmony : Is that like a... all you can eat, low self esteem buffet?

  Carlos : Shut up. My father just, before he died, he told me to look for humility. To search it out, to seek it out.

  Harmony : This van is the Holy Grail of humility.

• Carlos : He's been out what, four days now?

  Mom : Five days.

  Carlos : Who's counting. I had a cat run away for a week once...