New Tricks (TV Series)

Mad Dogs (2008)

Sam Hazeldine: Mark Lane

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Brian Lane : Crap. Absolute crap. You're a bloody disgrace. Three-nil to that shower. What a load of complete, five-star, total, bloody rubbish!

  Mark Lane : Dad, it was a friendly.

  Brian Lane : There's no such thing. You should never have lost. Never in a million years.

  Mark Lane : Against Spurs? We're non-league; they're ten divisions above us. What do you want to drink?

  Brian Lane : Nothing. I'll just eat me bloody orange.