How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
The Goat (2008)
Cobie Smulders: Robin Scherbatsky
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Quotes
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Barney Stinson : So Robin.
Robin Scherbatsky : Yes, Barney?
Barney Stinson : Guess who nailed the chick from Metro News 1 last night?
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Robin : [Barney and Robin wake up in bed together] Okay, here is the deal, Barney: the second my feet touch the ground, this never happened.
Barney : Okay.
[pause]
Barney : Wait!
[Barney lifts up the covers to check out naked Robin one last time]
Barney : Right click, Save As, into the .bpeg folder, and OK!
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Barney Stinson : [after sleeping together] In my experience the way this normally goes is we lie here for a while; make a little awkward chit-chat.
Robin Scherbatsky : Check.
Barney Stinson : Then I make up some cabinet meeting, heart surgery, rocket test flight I got to be at, slip out of your apartment and never call you again.
Robin Scherbatsky : And later at the bar you tell your good friend Robin the story of your latest conquest and she wonders to herself "Who is this sad, self-loathing idiot who climbed in to bed with Barney Stinson?"
Barney Stinson : Actually, you usually say that out loud.
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Barney Stinson : So... I just slept with my best friend's ex-girlfriend.
Robin Scherbatsky : And I just slept with ex-boyfriend's really good friend.
Barney Stinson : Best friend.