How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Everything Must Go (2008)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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Ted Mosby : How was your day?
Lily Aldrin : I screamed at a little girl for painting a rainbow.
Ted Mosby : Oh. It sounds like the bitch had it coming.
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Ted Mosby : Clarify something about your critique. Do you think the colors are neat or neato-burrito?
Robin Scherbatsky : At least I'm not wearing red cowboy boots.
Ted Mosby : I'm pulling them off!
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Marshall Eriksen : I already made a website. Marshall-and-Lily-sell-their-stuff.com.
Lily Aldrin : No, you know what would be a better name? Guy-forces-his-wife-to-dress-in-a-garbage-bag-for-the-next-three-years.com
[Types it in]
Lily Aldrin : It already exists.
Ted Mosby : That woman is really wearing a garbage bag.
Marshall Eriksen : But honey, you cannot pull off a tall kitchen.
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Ted Mosby : Everyone has something in their closet they don't wear.
Ted Mosby : I don't.
Robin Scherbatsky : Really, red cowboy boots?
Ted Mosby : I pull those off.
Marshall Eriksen : Hey, Lil, if I said, "Ted cannot pull these off" what would I be talking about?
Lily Aldrin : His red cowboy boots.