Philip Charles MacKenzie: Donald Maltby

Quotes 

• Donald Maltby : [Donald can only go out with handsome Warren if Cliff will double-date]  The thing is, his brother Victor is in town on business, and, uh, we need a fourth. Hmmmmmmm?

  Cliff Waters : Ohhh, no, no, no. Donald, Donald, you know how I feel about blind dates.

  Lou Waters : Wait a minim, wait a minim. These guys is brothers, and they both swish?

  Donald Maltby : Well, Warren's a swish, Victor's a fag.

  Lou Waters : Jeez. Two flits in one family? How can that be? Unless... does this mean that both their parents was gay?

  Penny Waters : Uncle Lou, sexual orientation is not hereditary.

  Lou Waters : Oh, yeah? You got your aggressive genes and your recessive genes. If you got aggressive genes, you, you like to go out for the High School hockey team. If you got recessive genes, you play feather-ball with Janitor Bob.