Quotes
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Mick St. John : [speaking of Beth] Yes. She uh - I think we're dating.
Tierney Tate : You *think*?
Mick St. John : Well it's complicated.
Tierney Tate : Can you be yourself with her?
Mick St. John : Mostly, yeah.
Tierney Tate : Then uncomplicate it!
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Mick St. John : So how do you want to do this?
Beth Turner : It's called dating.
Mick St. John : Right, we uh, go out and get to know each other.
Beth Turner : [starts giggling] You've known me since I was four.
Mick St. John : Okay, it's weird when you say it like that.
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Mick St. John : Don't worry, Dad, I'll be careful.
Josef Konstantin : Don't call me that.
Mick St. John : Well you did turn me.
Josef Konstantin : Return, okay. Return. And you were going to become a vampire again anyway. I'm not your sire.
Mick St. John : Kind of my step-sire.
Josef Konstantin : No.
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Mick St. John : [to a pair of vampire paparazzi] You should be ashamed of yourselves! Talk about blood suckers!
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Mick St. John : It's a one way street.
Tierney Tate : Yeah. I'm going one way.
Mick St. John : The wrong way!
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Mick St. John : Being human again, however briefly, put me back in the world. And it made me realize, I'm tired of hiding. Beth was right when she said being a vampire doesn't have to define me. Maybe I can use my job to live in both worlds. But jumping into *this*... makes me feel like I've gone from the Minor Leagues straight to the World Series. Welcome to Hollywood.
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Tierney Tate : I get it! I'm a celebrity. I chose to live my life in the public eye, but I *at least* have to have a couple people I can *trust*.
Mick St. John : That's why you hired me. To make sure you trust the right people.
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Mick St. John : It's not like you've slept with a vampire.
Beth Turner : [jokingly] Once in college, but I was drunk.
Mick St. John : Right.
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Beth Turner : It had to have been an accident. Who would have had a reason to kill her?
Mick St. John : No one I know of! But since *I* was reviewing security, if she was in danger, I should have *known* about it!
Beth Turner : You can't think that this is your fault!
Mick St. John : I told her she could trust me. That I'd look out for her. Now she's dead!
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Mick St. John : Can you keep your colleagues off of me?
Marshall : In the name of vampire solidarity, we'd love to help but...
Clint : You're celebrity PI now. You're the story, dude.
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Scott Walsh : I found out she was hiding something from me, okay? I was upset. The two of us, we didn't have secrets.
Mick St. John : Everybody has secrets.
Scott Walsh : Not me and Tierany.
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Beth Turner : What happens when a vampire thinks he's about to be exposed?
Mick St. John : He moves on, changes cities, names. Starts all over.
Beth Turner : Have you ever done that?
Mick St. John : No. But I've been careful and lucky. I suppose one day my luck will run out. But until then...
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Mick St. John : [under his breath as they're being chased by Papparrazzi] I can't die. I can't die. I can't die.
Tierney Tate : What?
Mick St. John : Nothing. I'm fine.
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Beth Turner : I quit Buzzwire.
Mick St. John : Why?
Beth Turner : Well with Maureen gone, there's not even a vineer of respectability and I'm not going to make a living feeding off people like some sort of
[Mick looks at her]
Mick St. John : Yes, well uh, I suppose we're all vampires in some form or another.
Beth Turner : [raising her glass] To vampires.
Mick St. John : [raising his glass] To us.
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Beth Turner : From dating to speed dating... hmm.
Mick St. John : No, I didn't mean with me, just with me.
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Mick St. John : Can't die, can't die, can't die, can't die!